"We welcome everyone to join in on the special union of Cecilia Grabovski and Noah Saunders. And by join in, we mean to party from dusk ‘till dawn. They are inviting everyone to celebrate their marriage at the reception this Monday and Tuesday. It will be a party that you don’t want to miss."
My sister’s family, she’ll get married soon so of course she “asked me” to do this peculiar scene where her future husband is running away from the entire family and put it in the invitations (and I’m supposed to be the weird one) へ(゜∇、°)へ